John Early Sings Britney Spears Christmas Music


>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NEXT
GUEST TONIGHT IS A COMEDIAN YOU HAVE SEEN IN RED-HOT AMERICAN
SUMMER AND THE CHARACTERS ON NETFLIX, HE CURRENTLY STARS IN
“SEARCH PARTY.” MAY I COME IN.>>NO, NO, NO.>>ELLIOTT.>>NO, NOT THIS TIME. OH.>>OKAY, JUST DON’T — I MEAN, I
AM REALLY HAPPY.>>WE ARE SO HAPPY.>>WELL, I AM SORRY BUT THAT IS
JUST NOT THE WAY IT IS GOING TO BE. MARK, MARK, WHEN YOU ARE
TOGETHER, YOU ARE SMART AND SO SPECIAL AND I CELEBRATE YOUR
SOUL. OKAY. AND I WANT TO BE IN LOVE
FOREVER, EVEN IF LIKE ONE OF US LIKE GOES TO JAIL OR SOMETHING. IF YOU WENT TO JAIL LIKE I WOULD
TOTALLY STILL WANT TO BE WITH YOU.>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME
JOHN EARLY! HEY, HELLO.>>THAT SHIRT IS FANTASTIC. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?>>INCREDIBLE —
>>THANK YOU. VERY LIBERACE.>>I UNDERSTAND I IN IN THE SHOW
YOU ARE LIKE A GUY, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU ARE A HIPSTER, A GUY FROM
BROOKLYN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT YOU ARE FROM THE SOUTH LIKE
I AM.>>WHERE ARE YOU FROM IN THE
SOUTH.>>Stephen: I AM FROM THE
SOUTH CAROLINA.>>HELLO, HOW ARE YOU.>>GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING FINE.>>BLESS YOUR HEART. BLESS YOUR LITTLE HEART.>>Stephen: NOW, DID BEING IN
THE SOUTH INFLUENCE YOUR COMEDY.>>YES. LIKE. BOTH MY PARENTS ARE MINISTERS
AND I AM FINE, I AM FINE.>>YOU WERE IN CHURCH —
>>NO. MY DAD WAS PRESBYTERIAN MINISTER
AND MY MOM WAS NINE MINISTRY OF CHRIST BUT I AM FINE. BUT THEY WERE MINISTERS AND I
JUST THINK KIND OF GROWING UP AMONGST THOSE RITUALS, LIKE THE
PUNCH AND, YOU KNOW, IT IS VERY INFLUENTIAL.>>Stephen: THE PUNCH? THE PUNCH, YOU KNOW THE SAME
SERMON. THAT WAS OVER MY HEAD. I WAS LIKE LOOKING AT THE PUNCH
THE WHOLE TIME. BUT I THINK JUST BECAUSE THEY
WERE, YOU KNOW, I AM LIKE FOUR YEARS OLD WATCHING MY PARENTS
LIKE, YOU KNOW, IN ROBES, YOU KNOW. IT IS LIKE DESIGN
AUTHORITY IN FRONT OF A CONGREGATION AND I AM LIKE
WATCHING THEM GO, I SAW YOU LIKE SPRINTING TOWARDS THE PHONE
NAKED THIS MORNING. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT IS KIND OF LIKE TRYING TO GET
TO THE PHONE IN TIME FULLY NUDE AND NOW YOU ARE BEING UP THERE
LIKE HA AND I THINK THAT DIFFERENCE IS WHAT KIND OF BURST
MY SENSIBILITY. WELL THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP
AS I SAID YOU LOOK LIKE A RUSSIAN DANCER.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: YOU HAVE CHRISTMAS
TRADITIONS YOU LOOK TO EVERY YEAR, YOU LOOK FORWARD TO?>>YES, AS YOU KNOW AS A DEVOUT
ATHEIST CHRISTMAS IS HUGE FOR ME.>>Stephen: SURE.>>ESPECIALLY CHRISTMAS MUSIC. JON. SO I AM GOING TO SING YOU MY
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG IF THAT IS OKAY. SINCE YOU ASKED.>>Stephen: I WOULD BE — THIS
IS ALL OVERWHELMING ME A BIT BUT SURE. I WOULD BE HAPPY TO.>>I AM GOING TO SING A SONG BY
MS. BRITNEY GENE SPEARS. OKAY. WHO, YOU KNOW, I DO A SHOCKING
IMPRESSION OF, BORN COMPLETELY OUT OF LOVE, BY THE WAY. THIS SONG IS CALLED MY ONLY WISH
THIS YEAR. IT WAS ON NOW THAT IS WHAT I
CALL CHRISTMAS 72. IT FAILED TO MAKE A DENT IN THE
CULTURE. BUT IT DID, YOU KNOW, IT DID
TOUCH MY ADOLESCENT GAYHEART, OKAY, AND THAT IS BECAUSE SHE
DOES SOMETHING IN THE SONG THAT IS SO VOCALLY INSANE, SHE DOES
AN ISOLATED VOCAL FRY. SHE IS OBVIOUSLY VERY FAMOUS, I
DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, SHE WAS VERY FAMOUS FOR HER VOCAL
FRY, BUT TYPICALLY THAT LEADS INTO A NOTE. OKAY, THAT BLOSSOMS INTO A NOTE
SO TYPICALLY SHE USES THE VOCAL PART TO GO AHHHHH. THANK YOU:THANK YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>THANK YOU. BUT THIS IS THE ONLY TIME IN ALL
OF HER DISK OGRAPHY AND I WOULD KNOW WHERE SHE JUST DOES THE
VOCAL FRY COMPLETELY ON ITS OWN, IT DOESN’T GO INTO A NOTE. SO I AM GOING TO DO THE SONG FOR
YOU NOW AND I AM GOING TO RAISE MY HAND WHEN THE MOMENT IS
COMING UP. SO FOCUS SO THAT WHEN THAT
HAPPENS THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW I AM GOING TO DO THE THING. I AM NOT DOING THIS FOR COMEDIC
EFFECT I AM NOT EXAGGERATING THIS IS NOT LIKE MY FUNNY TAKE
ON BRITNEY. I AM CHALLENGING HER TONIGHT FOR
YOU. HAPPY HOLIDAYS, LOVE TO JON.>>I AM
♪ CHRISTMAS EVE I JUST CAN’T SLEEP
♪ WOULD I BE WRONG FOR TAKING A PEEK
♪ ‘CAUSE I HEARD THAT YOU’RE COMING TO TOWN
♪ SANTA CAN YOU HEAR ME I REALLY HOPE THAT
♪ YOUR ON YOUR WAY WITH SOMETHING SPECIAL
♪ FOR ME IN YOUR SLEIGH OH PLEASE MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE
♪ SANTA CAN YOU HEAR ME I WANT MY BABY
♪ I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME AND SOMEONE TO HOLD
♪ MAYBE, MAYBE WE’LL BE ALL ALONE
♪ UNDER THE MISTLETOE SANTA CAN YOU HEAR ME
♪ I HAVE BEEN SO GOOD THIS YEAR AND ALL I WANT IS ONE THING
♪ TELL ME MY TRUE LOVE IS HERE HE’S ALL I WANT JUST FOR ME
♪ UNDERNEATH MY CHRISTMAS TREE I’LL BE WAITING HERE
♪ SANTA THAT’S MY ONLY WISH THIS YEAR ♪
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: WOW! THANK YOU, OH, MY GOSH! WOW! THEY ARE GOOD! WOW. JOHN EARLY, EVERYBODY! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
SPECIAL PERFORMANCE BY MR. JON

26 thoughts on “John Early Sings Britney Spears Christmas Music

  1. ummmm I was waiting for that out of place vocal fry???? everything sounded just right to me, its typical Britney, could someone tell me the time stamp?

  2. I sure miss being with my family to celebrate Christmas. Heard the angels have really great Christmas trees that glow from the inside out. Hey, up there, family!

  3. For a full twenty seconds he seemed to largely forget that he was supposed to be doing Britney and just sang the song straight. Well as straight as this act can be.

  4. Stephen's smile is so fake, you can tell he's like "wtf, I didn't approve of this. I'm the damn host, I run the show!" Colbert has proven many times that he has a huge ego but luckily this time his southern hospitality keeps him from shutting the whole thing down.

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