Let me help you. Thank you!
Jesus loves you. Excuse me, sorry to interrupt.
Just a minute. You said that I love. I don’t love. You told him, but just
to be clear. Thanks. You are Jesus. You love us all. Well, more or less. This is more of a legend. Some people I love a lot. Some people I kind of love. And some people I don’t love.
Him, I don’t love him. Ok? Just for you to know. Why not? Because you’re an idiot.
He’s dumb. It’s not personal.
I really tried loving. I fought with myself,
in my soul, talked to Buddha. Buddha said:
“No! Keep it to you.” But I really can’t. Have you seen
his posts on Facebook? He retweets Bolsonaro. What for? Food pics, laughing… It gets to me. I can’t. It’s boring. I’m not saying you’ll go to hell,
I’m just saying… Find another one. I go to church
every Sunday. I get that.
Since you mentioned… No need to go to the mass. The mass with you there
is boring and long. It takes a long time.
Get it? Guy speaks, and I
lose concentration, look up. And you must repeat
the sayings, I forget,
I am inattentive. You have to bless the host,
I forget about many. And it’s common bread. But let people think
it’s my body. Let them think that. So, don’t go, stay home. I will not mark
you as absent. I won’t give you
a negative grade. Pray at home, but Holy Mary,
don’t call me. -I’ll try to be better.
-No need. That’s what… See? No need of getting better,
I’m already tired of you. I can’t stand it. When I think it will work, you send pictures of your ex
on WhatsApp. Listen, what I want
is to kill you slowly. Sorry. That face makes me
want to punch you. My hand stops here. If I can’t hold myself… I can’t have a gun,
if I had one… I’d be here,
with a machine-gun. -What about me?
-You, I love you. But stop saying
I love everyone. It’s not like that.
Keep your path. -This one I love a lot.
-Don’t touch me! This one, man… He’s a cool atheist.
Wait. I’ll take chocolate.
He loves it. Wait. Everyone must carry
Jesus in the heart, because Jesus
is coming back. He’s coming back.
Let’s say amen. -Come here.
-Hi. -How are you?
-Didn’t I say so? I won’t be back. Turn it off.
I won’t come back. I came because
you’ve been saying it for months. I won’t come back.
I’m doing well where I am. I am happy.
Lots of good things. Let it go,
a lot of lies here. Live your life. -Ok?
-But… I’ll take care
of this later. I won’t be back.
I came to save you, -because I like you.
-But you… -Go ahead.
-Fine. Ok? Live your life.