Are you tired of being kept in the dark? Hello? No, like are you tired of not knowing what
people are thinking? Brianna, do you want a cookie? I don’t like cookies and I don’t like fun. [throws cookie] Meet “Javelin,” the world’s first insertable
mind reading device for working professionals. Javelin keeps you in the loop. Okay, you wanna try it? [turns on with phone]
Okay, what am I thinking? [screams] And it makes business meetings a breeze. Hey Clem, I’ve got a really good idea for
this campaign. Yeah? Oh my god, I love it! I know, right! Javelin cuts chatter in half. Hey Clem— Yes, you can. Okay so— No, not today. Oh, okay, then— Death metal. Okay, thank youuuu! Just be mindful about shutting it off. [Brianna daydreaming]
Ew, Brianna! What, you don’t like John Cena? I just ate! We already know you want it. Javelin may cause minor discomfort in social situations.