How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended


Why don’t you pick on someone your own size! That’s such a you thing to say! Go get ’em tiger! Don’t you know who I am?!?! I’m the Juggernaut Bit- LANGUAGE!!! What?!? Again?? You!?? Repeating jokes. That’s just lazy writing. Can someone throw that back please? I’m used to those coming back. I’m gonna tear you in half now! Uh oh. Better run Cap! He gets a little handsy! My bad! My bad! My bad! Bet you didn’t see that coming. Well actually the music kind of gave it away but thanks anyway! I’m lucky. You’re in. I can take the form of your greatest fear. Well you’re in. I have double sun power!!!!!! Oh you are definitely in! And I’m Batman. And… what are your powers again? My power is being awesome all the time. Hmmm… we already have a no powers guy. And I’m putting together a team of people with special abilities. No, I’m putting together a team of people with special abilities. I was doing it first. I think you tried putting together a team and it didn’t work out. I don’t think that’s true. I think it is. You’re probably wrong. Do you want to be on my team or not? Yes, please FORTNITE! PUBG! Cable, now that I’m having this Winnie the Pooh moment here, it’s got me thinking. If you’re trying to stop Russell from becoming evil, why don’t you go back and stop the ones responsible for driving him to madness? Instead of this whole John Connor, Terminator knockoff story thing. Hmmm. *Loud Music* Who are you? My name is Cable. And I’m from the planet Vulcan. I’m just kidding. But I am from the future and I’m here to tell you that your methods caused the death of millions. And I’m going to kill you if you don’t change the way you treat mutants. Okay? okay I can’t trust you. I can’t trust ANYBODY! Wait, wait! I have one more idea. There’s a better place we can go. Come with me. Hello Russell. My name is Charles Xavier Welcome to my school for gifted youngsters. And that’s how I saved Russell from Cable’s wrath. Well, temporarily saved him. He’s still not convinced I fixed him. But at least I taught him not to kill people just because they are mean to you. And that’s what’s important. Except that we still MURDERED everyone at that orphanage. They were attacking us! Our actions were completely justified. Except that you can’t die. Okay, let’s not compare my actions to my words here people. I’m trying to be a positive influence here. Tell them Dopinder. I want to bathe in the blood of my enemies just like you DP. Okay, we really need to tone down your level of Anti-Hero. You are seriously pushing the boundary! I’ll be right back. And we’re definitely naming our kid Cher! Welcome to the big leagues kid. Why isn’t this working? Who are you? Oh, I see what’s happening. I can’t shoot myself because if I did that I couldn’t actually go on to become this Deadpool, who wants to go back and shoot myself! silly paradox Oooh, what’s that? My time pager? Now who could be contacting me at this… hour. Well, well, well. Looks like I’ve got a few more timelines to fix. I told you you’d die for that. You should have… aimed for the head. You know, I was thinking the exact same thing. but then I thought… Nah, the arm is good. Oooh! Neat glove. I love a bedazzler! If I wasn’t wearing a mask you could see that this puts a smile on my face. Peace out Cable! What’s wrong with your chin? And that’s how I saved all of you from disintegration. That sounds…. highly unlikely. Well, it was either that or go on a quest for revenge killing the entire Marvel Universe, which, although it would have been really fun, would have taken way too long to animate! So I just grabbed the stones and stopped it all from ever happening. Hey, you got any more chimichangas? Don’t worry. I’ll just will some into being! This glove is awesome! You see that Thanos. I needed some more resources, so I just made them. You should consider that an option. It was my time!! You wrecked my time!! You can sit and watch the sun rise any BLEEPing time you want Thanos! You don’t have to kill half the universe to do it. Yes, I do. No, you don’t. It was my time. So anyway, no need to thank me. I got all the thanks I need right here. I think I’ll call her Betty White. Well, I think I’ll be on my way. You aren’t going to leave the gauntlet here? OH the Avada Kedavra’s I could dish out with that device! Yeah, let us keep it. Oh no, no, no. Me and this golden girl aren’t ever going to part I’m afraid. Are we girl? She says no. Awe, you’re no fun! What’s that? GASP! Betty, we can’t say that here! We’ll get demonetized! Classic Betty. Then tread lightly Wade Wilson. I did not sit in that chair for 10 years for nothing. I will have what is rightfully mine! You loud mouth sad excuse of a – MMMH What’s that one armed willy? I didn’t hear you. All right, you guys be good now! Hello everyone, I’m back!! Have I got a story for you. Faked my own death… again. He knows, he was there.

100 thoughts on “How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended

  1. Seriously, does anyone know the guitar solo on the Walkman? I heard it somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

  2. also do a hishe bendy and the ink machine please it's a very popular game series and the hishe would be hilarious please do it

  3. I was expecting DP to leave the chimichangas behind since he doesnt actually like them, he just like saying the name.

  4. I like how they had a super cafe for heroes a villain pub for the villains and a truck place that needs a name from the anti heroes

  5. Did anybody death see that the drinks near thanos is the background they Re the same color of the stones in the ending

  6. You cant have a rewind paradox if you have multiple timelines. It took you 15sec to murder your own time travel rules.

  7. No! No! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
    Quote, "Revenge of the Sith" ~Palpatine

    I wanted to see Deathpool, l kill all the Marvel Universe!!!!!!!

  8. Honestly after hearing the voice actor for Deadpool in the "How Captain America Should Have Returned the Stones" I was almost convinced it was Ryan Reynolds and would like that guy to do it for now on lol. I think it was Jon Baily, so keep him lol

  9. Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! HISHE IS THE BEST DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!!😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 UwU

  10. Kinda wish when he tried to kill himself while reading the green lantern script if right at the end he realised his saftey was on and did it anyway

  11. In this video the exact thing happened in the video of how Avengers Age of Ultron should have ended Quicksilver saved people from getting shot everything was in slow motion and there was a song and Quicksilver moved the bullets

  12. can't we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that thanos took his time to buy a bandaid for his severed arm.

  13. Deadpool is probably the only one who could really wield The Infinity Gauntlet because the problem with it is even that a Titan the strongest natural being in the Marvel Multiverse can't wield it too long we started having permanent really really bad side effects and The Infinity Gauntlet itself can't really even handle the Infinity Stones for too long either SPOILER WARNING in Avengers Infinity War Thanos was greatly harmed and The Gauntlet was smashed from using the Infinity Stones

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